What to know what I hate?! I'll tell you. I hate mega corporations that so insidiously make themselves part of the American culture that the average person thinks they have to use their shitty products with no thought to that corporation's impact on the environment, the economy, or worker rights. I despise corporations so infected with the sickness of greed that they'll do business with anyone, anywhere, regardless of any thoughts of right or wrong.

Specifically, I hate McDonald's, Wal-Mart, and Disney. This is the real Axis of Evil in the world, the trifecta of everything despicable in the business world. And, sadly, its where millions of Americans eat, shop, and turn to for mind-numbing entertainment every single day.

Has one every really considered what McDonald's has to offer? Greasy, unhealthful crap dressed up as a quick treat and marketed to children as the only possible way in which their parents could ever show love for them. But what is it, really? Its flesh cooked in its own fat, fat that, in only a matter of years, will stop up your arteries and kill you. Its stale buns, soggy lettuce, and infecteed chicken. And all for a price that is so far above what you're actually getting that if the food doesn't make you vomit the way in which the stockholders are fucking you over certainly will. Mmmmm, sounds delicious, doesn't it?!

However, as if it weren't enough just to fuck with American's gastro-intestinal systems, McDonalds won't be happy until they fuck over the envronment itself. Know how everyone is concerned about the rain forests in South America getting raped all the time? Well, for whom do you think much of that land is being cleared to make way for more cattle grazing pasture and wheat growing area? I'll give you a hint: I'm lovin' it (IT being fucking over the entire world in one fell swoop)

I could go on about Mickey Dee's, but I have other fat fuckers to piss off. What can we say about Wal-Mart? How about this: They'll get their shit from anyone, regardless of whether it was made by slave labor or not, they'll sell it to you for about a hundred times what they paid for, it'll wear out, break, fall apart, fade, or otherise become useless about a week after you bought the piece of shit, then they'll fuck you over AGAIN when you try to return it. Once again, there are a bunch of fat, rich stockholders somewhere laughing their asses off at you because they know they got America by the balls and they can do whatever they fucking feel like.

And once again, as if fucking over the consumer weren't enough, they have to fuck over their own employees too! These people work terrible hours, doing terrible work, for terrible pay, recieve no health insurance, have little job assurance, and get fired regularly for no reason at all other than to keep all the other sheep employed there terrified. Sad thing is, this is the only thing that many people who work at Wal-Mart can manage, so what this corporate giant is doing is basically putting their obligation to provide stable employment and health insurance on to you, because these folks are getting state funded insurance...which is paid for by taxes. Fat greedy fuckers!

Then there is Disney, the criminal genius of this despicable trifecta (BTW, have you noticed how these three fuckers are in bed together? McDonalds sells more shit when they give away a shitty little toy that has something to do with Disney, more stupid little fuckers go see that movie, while all the while Wal-Mart sells the same shit...and let's not forget the fact that there are many McDonald's in Wal-Marts now. Fuckers.) Disney is the King Pimp of these evil businesses, the Hitler to these Mussolini and Tojo wanna-bes. Satan gets up in the morning and wishes he could be more like Disney Corp.

Is there an aspect of American entertainment/information industry in which Disney is not involved? They make movies, then make products based upon the movies, then throw out a few DVD only movies, then get their other businesses involved, all the to make them as rich as possible while fucking you out of as much money as possible. And for what? Lousy, predictable movies (Plot to all Disney movies: Good kid faces challenge from bad kid, good kid persevers, someone gets kicked in the balls, good kid wins; wow, that's like, totally deep, dude). Once again, we have a mega corporation -- one that also fucks over their own people -- that screws you out of tons of money for a shitty, wothless product, then markets it as if you owe them something for the service. That would be like getting butt raped, then being charged for it. Like getting shot in the head and charged for the bullet.

Stand up to these fuckers! Knowledge is power, and the more you know about these bastards the worse they look. Free your minds of their shackles, the ones that make you think it is required of every good American to eat greasy food, shop in mega stores for cheap shit, and take vacation at an over-rated theme park hosted by a giant rat. Resist! Defy! Fight back! Spread the word, and start the Revolution!!